Anonymous asked: would you have sex with one of your followers or no?
Man, you really wanna know this don’t you? :P
Anonymous asked: What are the top three things you want to achieve by thirty?
Get my doctorate. Other than that, whether they’re achieved by thirty or not is not necessarily a large concern.
Anonymous asked: Are you still a virgin?
mhm
Anonymous asked: would you fuck one of your followers?
Haha, next question!
My friend Patrick found a Sega Dreamcast in the trash, tested it out, and discovered it was broken.
But what did he do then? He did throw it back in the trash. He emptied out the circuitry and turned it into a tissue box.
Source: x
(via pundercracker)
All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
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-STARKING-
King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!
holy shiiiiiiiiit
(via pundercracker)
Anonymous asked: Who's your tumblr crush? hahahaha!
Depends on how you define tumblr crush. But idk, I love so many people on here holy crap.
Anonymous asked: Are you gay?
Nope! Straight!
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
— Sigmund Freud (via nonelikejesus)
(Source: nasturtiums, via nonelikejesus)
